Grinding for the Future
We're not just serving coffee, we're serving a warning. A warning that the machines are coming, and they're going to make all the coffee you'll ever need. But don't worry, our expert baristas are on the case, brewing up a storm of existential dread and caffeine-fueled despair.
So come on down, and join the grind. Or should we say, come on down, and join the apocalypse? Either way, we'll have a latte.
Don't forget to try our special of the month, the Caffè Enigma, a shot of espresso that'll make you question everything you thought you knew about the meaning of life.