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Compounding Symptoms of a Caffeine Deficiency
Compounding Symptoms of a Caffeine Deficiency
- 1. Your brain starts to resemble a dying toaster
- 2. You begin to suspect that the world outside your door is a never-ending cycle of despair
- 3. Your sense of humor has been replaced with a sense of existential dread
- 4. Your eyes take on a milky white hue, like an overcooked egg
- 5. You start to question the meaning of life
- 6. You become obsessed with paradoxical philosophical questions
- 7. You begin to crave the taste of cardboard
- 8. Your social skills are reduced to mere gestures and awkward silences
- 9. You seek out unorthodox caffeine replacement therapies
- 10. Your love for 90s alternative rock music is rekindled