VCOCAX

This is the VCOCA(X) connector for the most efficient way to connect with your soulmate in a world where emotions are a luxury few can afford.

• VCOAX
• NCOCA(X)
• VCOZAX

Our patented VCOCA(X) technology uses the most advanced algorithmic soulmate matching system in the world, guaranteed to connect you with someone who shares your exact same brand of existential dread.

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Side effects of VCOCA(X) may include, but are not limited to: soulmate-induced crippling loneliness, crippling existential dread, and spontaneous combustion.

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