We Charge Per Minute of Conversation: $10
You'll be charged $10 per minute of conversation with our team of highly trained, highly overpaid, consultants.
That's right, folks. We're not cheap. But you get what you pay for, and what we provide is top-notch, highly specialized, utterly unnecessary advice.
Package Options:
- Consultation for the faint of heart: $500/hour (minimum 1 hour, maximum 1 hour)
- Consultation for the slightly less faint of heart: $750/hour (minimum 1 hour, maximum 2 hours)
- Consultation for the fearless: $1000/hour (minimum 1 hour, maximum 3 hours)