We Charge per Hour
Our fees are calculated using a complex algorithm that takes into account the number of cats you have in your office, the number of times you use the word "synergy" in a meeting, and the proximity of our office to a good coffee shop.
- Every hour: $150
- Plus $50 for every cat in the room
- Plus $100 for every instance of "synergy" used
- Plus $200 if our office is more than 1 mile from your coffee shop