Cookie of Doom Tips

For those who dare to take the cookie challenge, we've compiled a list of expert tips:

• Tip 1: Always wear oven mitts when handling the Cookie of Doom, as the residual heat may cause third-degree burns.
• Tip 2: Never, ever, ever underestimate the power of a cookie's crispy edges.
• Tip 3: To avoid the dreaded Cookie of Doom-induced nightmares, try to focus on the cookie's aesthetic design, rather than its impending doom.
• Tip 4: If you're feeling particularly brave, try dipping the Cookie of Doom in a vat of chocolate for an added layer of psychological torment.
• Tip 5: In extreme cases, consider consulting a cookie therapist to work through your feelings about the Cookie of Doom's existence.

Still want more cookie advice? Check out our other subpages:

• Cookie Salts for the Doomed
• Advanced Cookie Mind Games
• Cookie Hacking 101: The Ultimate Guide
• Cookie-Themed Escape Art