The Miserable Morsel is a cookie that will leave you questioning life choices. It's like someone took all the worst parts of a cookie and mashed them together into a sad, crumbly mess.
It's not crunchy, it's not chewy, it's just a dull, flavorless experience that will leave you wondering why you even bothered.
Rating: 3/5 (and that's being generous)
Would I recommend it? No.