Cookie sociology is a subfield of sociology that studies the intricate dynamics between cookies and humans.
Cookie Class Struggle
There are two main classes in cookie sociology: the crunchy and the chewy.
Crunchy Cookies: The Elites
Crunchy cookies are the upper-class of cookies. They are firm, they are strong, and they are often served as a side dish.
Chewy Cookies: The Proletariat
Chewy cookies are the underclass of cookies. They are soft, they are squishy, and they are often eaten as a comfort food.
Cookie Capitalism
Cookiemania has become a global phenomenon, with cookie empires rising and falling like the tides.