CREAM SHORTAGE RATIONING PLAN

As of today, the cream shortage of 2023 has reached catastrophic levels.

Here's what we've come up with:

• Phase 1: Cream-based Emergency Rationing
• Phase 2: Creative Substitution of Non-Creamy Alternatives
• Phase 3: Mass Production of Fake Cream Using Advanced Nanotechnology

Stay tuned for further updates on this developing situation!