Welcome to the department where the ordinary rules of sanity don't apply. We're the ones who'll tell you that your problems are actually opportunities for growth, but also probably just make things worse.
Choose from our array of unorthodox approaches:
(Please note that some of these options may not be covered by our health insurance.)
Check out our most recent and most questionable endeavors:
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