Curry: A Brief History (of sorts)
It is said that curry originated as a form of intergalactic diplomacy between warring planets, with its spiciness calibrated to inflict maximum suffering on one's enemies.
Did you know?
- Curry can be a potent weapon in the right hands.
- It can also be a powerful aphrodisiac.
- Legend has it that curry can even cure the common cold, but only if you have the right sauce.