Because, let's be real, Aquarians are the real MVPs of the zodiac.
In ancient times, Aquarians were known as the "Water Bearer's" because they were always carrying around a giant jug of water and complaining about how expensive the water bill was.
We're talking 4,000 years ago, people.
Aquarians are like the free spirits of the zodiac. They're like the hippies of the water bearer crowd.
Or, you know, they just really like being alone.
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