Paradoxical Decision Tree

You have reached Decision 1a, where the choices are:

Option 2B - The Path of Least Resistance
Option 2D - The Path of Unrelenting Chaos
Option 2E - The Path of Utter Confusion

Warning: Proceed with caution. The choices here may lead to unforeseen consequences, including but not limited to: existential dread, spontaneous combustion, or spontaneous combustion of your social status.

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