Here you can find Bernoulli's most trusted techniques for overthinking the odds, because let's be real, who needs actual results, right?
| Technique | Description |
|---|---|
| 1. The Overthinker's Delight | Spends hours on a single decision, just because. |
| 2. The Infinite Loop of Options | Creates an Excel spreadsheet with 500 columns, because why not? |
| 3. The 10% Solution | Spends 10% more time on a decision, because 90% is just the bare minimum. |
| 4. The Randomized Reroll | Rolls dice to make a decision, because why not? |
| 5. The Consultant's Cram | Hires a team of consultants to tell you what to do, because you're clearly not good enough. |
| 6. The Over-Analysis of the Obvious | Spends hours on a decision that's just plain obvious, but hey, why not? |
And remember, folks, the key to success is not about the decision, but about the process. Or is that the other way around?