Q: What are the Cheese Towers of Wonder?

A: They're not actually towers made of cheese, but rather sentient, giant, crystalline structures that have taken on the shape of the world's greatest cheeses.

Q: What is their purpose?

It's a little-known fact that the Towers of Wonder are actually powered by the collective thoughts and emotions of the world's population. The more you eat dairy products, the more they grow!

Q: Are they safe to visit?

Only if you've had a good night's sleep and are prepared for the existential implications of gazing upon a tower made of cheddar that's 300 feet tall. Don't say we didn't warn you.