Cheese Towers of Wonder FAQ
What happens when you get too close?
You will be consumed by the infinite cheese vortex, losing all sense of time and space. It's like being in a never-ending fondue party.
Read our study on the effects of the vortex on the human psyche
How do I escape the cheese tower?
We're still working on that. Just don't get too close.
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Do I have to eat the cheese?
No, but it's highly recommended. The cheese towers are powered by the collective desire for dairy.
Learn about our cheese ritual practices
That's all for now, folks!