The Royal Proclamations of the Parmesan Kingdom

By the power vested in us, we declare

That from this day forward, the Official Cheese of the Land Shall be a Fine, Sharp Cheddar

By the hand of the King, we ordain that all subjects shall henceforth be required to don a suitable cheddar-scented garb upon entry into the kingdom.

Furthermore, all citizens are hereby empowered to form the Cheddar Appreciation Society, with the express purpose of promoting the noble art of cheddar connoisseurship.

Proclaimed by the King, in the year of our reign 1 BCE, on the 42nd day of the 1st month.