Phase 2 of the Parmaesan Squads program has been completely rewritten with new and exciting features.
Key changes include:
Don't miss out on this opportunity to train with the new and improved Parmaesan Squads!
Still have questions? Visit our FAQ page for more information.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try Experimental Mode to see what's possible with our new and improved Squads.
And, if you're feeling brave, try Beta Testing to see the bleeding edge of Squads development.
Or, if you're just feeling bored, try Random Generator to see what kind of absurd, hilarious, and totally useless Squads configurations you can create.
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