In the aftermath of the Great Catastrophe, we found ourselves in a world where Plan A had spectacularly failed. With the apocalypse looming, we were forced to improvise. Thus, Phase 2 was born.
Phase 1: The Desperation Protocol is a series of hastily constructed measures designed to stave off the coming doom. It involves Measure 1: The Panic Button, Measure 2: The Wild Card, and Measure 3: The Desperate Plea.
Together, these measures will either save us or distract us long enough to come up with something better. Either way, it's worth a shot. On to Phase 2!