Phase One Loyalty Program

Because You Clearly Need More Stuff

Welcome to Phase One, the only loyalty program you'll ever need. With us, you'll get:

• Early access to our latest, greatest, and most unnecessary products
• Exclusive discounts on things you never knew you needed
• Free shipping on all purchases, because who doesn't love paying for shipping?

Join Phase One today and get:

• A free tote bag, because who doesn't love a good tote?
• A complimentary "I'm with Phase One" sticker, perfect for sticking on your laptop or whatever

Sign up now and get 10% off your first purchase, because we love you that much.

Or, you know, just don't. We won't judge you.

Phase One Loyalty Program: The Fine Print

We reserve the right to change our minds, because that's what we do.

By joining Phase One, you agree to let us spam you with emails, because that's not annoying at all.

We're not responsible for your addiction, but we're happy to enable it.

By signing up, you're giving us permission to track your every online move, because that's just what we do.

Don't say we didn't warn you.