You want to know the secret to making the right decision?
It's simple, my friend. First, you must consider the Cheddar Index.
The Cheddar Index, you ask? Ah, yes! It's a scale of 1-10, where 1 is a slice of mild cheddar and 10 is a block of pungent gouda.
Now, when faced with a decision, simply apply the Cheddar Index. If it's a 5 or higher, it's a no-brainer. Go with the gouda.
But, if it's a 4 or lower, well, it's time to think outside the box, or in this case, outside the cheese shop.
And, if you're still unsure, remember: when in doubt, add more cheddar.
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