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Are you tired of the mundane, the banal, the non-artisanal?

Do you yearn for a life of purpose, of passion, of fromage?

Welcome to the world of Cheese Hoarding, where every moment is an opportunity to collect, to covet, to curate.

Here are some crucial considerations for the aspiring Cheese Hoarder:

Location, location, location: Choose your hoarding spot wisely. A walk-in pantry, perhaps?
Storage, storage, storage: You'll need room for the good stuff. Consider IKEA, or perhaps a converted shipping container?
Selection, selection, selection: What kind of cheese? Soft, hard, blue, or perhaps some stinky, sweaty brie?
Security, security, security: You don't want the neighbors getting in on the action. Invest in some serious locks, or perhaps a moat?

And now, some frequently asked questions:

And, for the advanced hoarder, we offer:

Stay cheesy, friends!