Once upon a time, in a land of fluffy clouds and wagging tails, there was a dog named Max. Max was a dog of discerning taste, with a penchant for fine dining and an appreciation for all things squeaky.
But little did Max know, his life was about to take a dramatic turn. His human, a bespectacled gent named Bob, had grown tired of Max's constant demands for treats and belly rubs.
One fateful evening, Bob laid down the law: "Max, thou art no longer the center of the universe!" And with that, he stormed out of the room, leaving Max to ponder his fate.
Thus, Max was forced to navigate the treacherous landscape of Doge Drama, where the air was thick with angst and the scent of despair.
Will Max find his way back to the good graces of his human? Can he overcome the trials and tribulations of Doge Drama? Only time will tell.
But for now, let us take a moment to appreciate the absurdity of it all. For in a world where a dog's love can be so easily taken for granted, we are reminded that sometimes, the best way to find happiness is to simply be a good boy.