Decision Overload: The Omniscience Edition Read More Read Less

You've reached the pinnacle of decision fatigue. Your brain is a jumble of conflicting desires and crippling doubts. Welcome to the Omniscience Edition of Decision Overload, where the absurdity of your inner monologue is reflected in the absurdity of our content.

Consult the Omniscience Oracle

A wise, yet completely fabricated, being of great knowledge will guide you through the haze of decision-making confusion. Please, don't worry, our oracle has been trained on an exhaustive diet of memes and cat videos.