Exit Strategies for the Paranoid

1. The Classic "Run Away and Hide in a Hole in the Ground" Approach

A timeless favorite among the paranoid, this strategy involves digging a hole in a secluded spot and waiting for the apocalypse to pass. See also: The "Burrow-Down" method

2. The "Fake Mustache and Sunglasses" Disguise

Channel your inner 1970s spy and don a fake mustache and a pair of sunglasses. Blend in with the crowd and hope the bad guys don't suspect a thing. Learn more about the "Foggy-Faced" approach

3. The "Abandon All Senses" Method

Give up on reality and succumb to a world of cat videos, pizza, and video games. Discover the "Dopamine-Fueled" technique