Phase 9 Lobotomy Program is a highly advanced decision matrix for making the most heinous and catastrophic choices. This program is not for the faint of heart. It's for the truly committed and the clinically insane.
By inputting your decision into Phase 9 Lobotomy Program, you will be guided through the most excruciatingly difficult choices, leading you down the path of utter destruction and despair.
By continuing with Phase 9 Lobotomy Program, you will be waiving any rights to claim that you're not completely and utterly insane. Use at your own risk!