Product 1: The Infinite Sock Drawer

Price: $100.99

Features: Endless capacity, guaranteed never to run out of socks, comes with built-in sock-folding algorithm

Product 2: The Automatic Pancake Flipper 3000

Price: $500.00

Features: Flips pancakes at the speed of light, includes advanced AI-powered batter mixing, comes with 10-year warranty

Price: $200.99

Features: Toasts bread to your exact specifications, includes built-in coffee machine, comes with complimentary toaster-maintenance subscription