Flat Bread Frenemy

A recipe so divisive, so contentious, that it's been banned in 17 countries.
Flat Bread Hysteria
Ingredients:
  1. 500g of flat bread dough
  2. 1 cup of spiteful intentions
  3. 1/4 teaspoon of bitter regret
Instructions:
  1. Bake the bread in a oven of hate
  2. Watch as the neighbors burn it to a crisp
  3. Enjoy the smug satisfaction of your flat bread frenemy
Flat Bread Schism

Flat Bread Canon

A list of the top 5 Flat Bread Frenemies of all time.
  1. The Breadwinner
  2. The Baker's Dozen
  3. The Loaf of Shame
  4. The Rye-ght of Passage
  5. The Baguette of Betrayal
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