It is a truth universally acknowledged, that to be in the presence of ketchup, is to be in the presence of a decision.
And so, we find ourselves in the midst of a ketchup-fueled existential crisis. Do we choose the classic red? The smoky BBQ? Or do we dare to try the spicy?
The fate of humanity rests in the hands of the ketchup.
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Or, for the sake of novelty, try the Sriracha Surprise.
Read the ancient tomes of Ketchupian Philosophy, and discover the answers you seek.