The Decision Theory Institute

Where Decisions are Hard, but our Theory is Harder

Our Mission: To Help You Decide on Deciding

We're here to help you make the tough choices, the ones that keep you up at night, wondering "what if?" Our team of expert decision theorists will guide you through the process, with a dash of humor and a pinch of sarcasm.

Our Services

• Paradoxical Decisions: Because Sometimes You Just Have to Choose Between Two Wrong Options
• Decision by Commission: We'll Decide for You, Because You're Clearly Too Busy
• Decision by Committee: Because Who Needs Individuality When You Have Groupthink?
• Algorithmic Decisions: Because Who Needs Human Feelings When You Have Code?

Our Team of Decision Theorists

• Dr. Jane Smith, Ph.D. - Our resident expert on "How to Choose Between Two Options When Both Are Terrible"
• Dr. John Doe, Ph.D. - Our go-to guy for "Decision Fatigue: When You Just Can't Decide Between Pizza and Tacos"
• Lola, our resident "Decision by Intuition" expert - Because Sometimes You Just Have to Trust Your Gut (Even When It's Wrong)

Get in Touch

Don't hesitate to contact us with your toughest decisions. We'll do our best to help you choose between the lesser of two evils.

Or, you know, just Google it. We're on there too.

Subpages

• Paradoxical Decisions: Because Sometimes You Just Have to Choose Between Two Wrong Options
• Algorithmic Decisions: Because Who Needs Human Feelings When You Have Code?
• Decision Theory: Because You Clearly Needed More Theory in Your Life