After years of searching, we've finally found it: Paradise!
Located on the island of Sanitized Earth, this tropical getaway is the epitome of luxury and leisure.
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Don't miss out on this opportunity to find your own Eternal Happiness! Book your stay today!
Escape Planning is available for those who wish to leave.
Or, if you'd rather not leave, you can simply Indulge in the local culture.
Whatever your Eternal Happiness desires, Paradise is here to fulfill them.