Step 1: Prepare the Area
Clear the room of any non-essential items, such as: pets, plants, or that one weird cousin.
Put on your favorite hazmat suit. We recommend the "I'm with Stupid" model.
- Ensure the area is well-ventilated.
- Check the radiation levels in the surrounding area.
- Have a fire extinguisher nearby. Not that you'll need it, but just in case.
Step 2: Set the Blast Radius
Use our patented RADIATION-BLAST-3000 to create a blast radius of precisely 10 feet.
This will give you the perfect amount of radiation to:
- Banish those pesky insects
- Sanitize the area (literally)
- Maintain a healthy dose of paranoia