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When the Salad of Regret was Still a Viable Option
It's a little-known fact that, at one point, the Salad of Regret was the clear frontrunner in the annual "Tasty Salad Competition".
However, due to a combination of poor time management and a love of disco music, its creator, Larry, was unable to perfect the recipe.
This led to a series of catastrophic events, including but not limited to:
- A failed marriage to a lovely but unfulfilled woman named Sally.
- A lifelong addiction to video games.
- The rise of the "Bland Salad Empire" as its competitors seized the opportunity to fill the void left behind.
Today, the Salad of Regret serves as a reminder that even the most seemingly insurmountable setbacks can be overcome, but only through sheer dumb luck.
Or, if you'd rather not be reminded of your own failures, WHAT HAPPENS NEXT