By the powers vested in me, I, King George I, hereby declare that snoring is the greatest art of all time.
I shall be the one to decide what constitutes a good snore, and I shall be the one to judge all who dare to compete.
My subjects shall be the ones who sleep the most creatively, who can produce the most majestic snores, and who can dream of the most fantastical things.
Those who fail to impress shall be cast aside, to be replaced by more talented snorers.
But fear not, my subjects, for I shall always be here, ruling over the land of dreams, and judging all who dare to snore.
Visit the Royal Snoring Competition to see the best snorers in the land.
Or, if you're feeling brave, visit Decree of Snore to see my most recent decree.