Decree 1, Subsection 1.1 - Committee Agenda - Top Secret Schedule
Top Secret Schedule
Confidential information about our next meeting:
- 11:00 AM - Coffee will be served, but not for the janitor.
- 11:15 AM - Important discussion about the meaning of life.
- 12:00 PM - Lunch break. Don't even think about it.
Remember to wear your tinfoil hat to protect your brain from the truth.