TV Manual 3: The Unofficial Guide to Channel Surfing

Welcome, peasant! Congratulations, you're now holding the most advanced TV manual ever created. This is not a drill. Channel surfing has never been easier, or more complicated.

For optimal viewing experience, please follow these simple steps:

1. Turn on the TV. This may take several minutes, or hours, depending on your patience.
2. Adjust the volume to a level that will shatter nearby glass.
3. Flip to channel 42 for the best in intergalactic soap operas.
4. Use the remote control to change the channels at will. Or don't. We won't judge you.

For a list of recommended viewing schedules, click here.

For more advanced channel surfing techniques, click here.

To report any issues with your television, including but not limited to, spontaneous combustion, click here.