The Decree of the Ages

Committee Chairperson's Report

By the power vested in me, I, the Committee Chairperson, decree:

1. That the snack budget be increased by 100%
2. That the coffee be made of only the finest, most expensive beans
3. That the office be decorated with only the most ostentatious, neon lights

        
            // The Decree of the Ages
            // Committee Chairperson, [name]
            // [date]
            // 
            // 1. Snack budget increase by 100%
            // 2. Coffee be made of only the finest, most expensive beans
            // 3. Office be decorated with only the most ostentatious, neon lights