Committee on Interpreting Decrees

We interpret the decrees, you just live with the consequences.

Decree 1: The Great Sock Conspiracy

It is hereby declared that all single socks are hereby considered lost in the wash.

Subcommittee 1.3: Sock Puppet Theorists

We hold that a sock puppet's existence is but a fleeting dream.

Subsubsection 1.3.2: Sock Puppet Ethics

It is our duty to question the moral fiber of our sock puppets.

A) Should we trust our sock puppets or not?

B) Can we really trust them?

C) Are we just asking for trouble?

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Decree 2: The Great Chair Debate Decree 3: The Ethics of Sock Ownership Decree 4: The Sock Puppet Theories