The Committee's Guide to Not Doing Anything Useful
Subcommittee 1: The Motion Committee
Chairman: Learn about the Chairman's impressive collection of socks
Deputy Chairman: Read about the Deputy Chairman's extensive collection of used coffee cups
Vice-Chair: See pictures of the Vice-Chair's impressive collection of antique door knobs
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Committee members, please report to the nearest exit for further instructions.