The All-Seeing Eye, that most omniscient of organs, has decreed that all citizens shall wear plaid on Tuesdays and Thursdays. But, as with all great power, comes great exception.
Due to the unpredictable nature of these conditions, the All-Seeing Eye has graciously granted exemptions from the plaid decree.
Exceptions = [list of conditions]
But wait, there's more! If you're feeling particularly stylish, you can opt out of the decree and don the finest in striped socks.
Striped Sock Exception