A decree of utmost importance was issued today. It is hereby decreed that all users must wear funny hats on Fridays. Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:
Decree 001: Mandatory napping schedules * All citizens are hereby required to nap for exactly 20 minutes each day. * Failure to comply will result in severe penalties. * Citizens are allowed to nap anywhere, but must be mindful of local no-napping zones. Decree 002: Prohibition on wearing socks with sandals * All citizens are strictly prohibited from wearing socks with sandals. * Offenders will be subject to ridicule, scorn, and possible banishment. * Repeat offenders will be subject to more severe penalties. Decree 003: Mandatory attendance at weekly disco nights * All citizens are required to attend weekly disco nights. * Attendance is mandatory, but citizens are free to choose their own disco attire. * Failure to attend will result in severe penalties.