Decrees from the Supreme Overlord of the Realm

By the power vested in me, I hereby issue the following decrees:

• Decree 1: All citizens must wear funny hats on Tuesdays
• Decree 2: Pizza is the official state food and must be consumed in excess
• Decree 3: All forms of procrastination are now mandatory

Decree 1: All citizens must wear funny hats on Tuesdays

By order of the Supreme Overlord, all citizens are hereby required to don the most ridiculous hat possible on every Tuesday.

Failure to comply will result in the wrath of the Overlord's mighty beard.

Examples of Funny Hats

Examples of Funny Hats

Some examples of funny hats include:

• A sombrero with a built-in taco holder
• A top hat with a built-in whoopee cushion
• A fedora with a built-in mustache

Remember, the sillier the hat, the more likely you are to avoid the Overlord's wrath.

Appeals process for hat-related exemptions