Q: What is the Deputy Minister of Related But Not As Important Issues?
A: We're not really sure, but it sounds like a real thing, right?
Q: What is the purpose of this office?
A: To answer all your questions about the completely-not-a-real thing we just mentioned.
Q: How do I become a Deputy Minister of Related But Not As Important Issues?
A: It's a long and arduous process, but we're working on a how-to guide that should be up soon.
Q: What are the responsibilities of a Deputy Minister of Related But Not As Important Issues?
A: We're not really sure, but something to do with paperwork and meetings.
How to Apply for Deputy Minister Position
Frequently Asked Questions (Related But Not As Important Issues)