The Department of Defenses and Justifications is pleased to present the Defenses Justification 303. This document outlines our latest defense strategy, carefully crafted to justify our defense spending.
We take our defenses very seriously here at the agency, and we're confident that the Defenses Justification 303 will withstand any scrutiny. Or not.
1. Increased Defense Spending - We're asking for more money, because that's what we do.
2. More Bureaucratic Red Tape - Because who doesn't love a good form to fill out?
3. Strategic Diversification - We're not just a one-trick pony, no sir.
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