Troubleshooting Guide for the Utterly Confused

Q: What is Blitzenstein-3?

A: A revolutionary new system for solving problems, apparently.

Meet the team behind the madness.

For the truly lost, this section is not for the faint of heart.

Q: What happens when you press the wrong button?

A: The system eats your lunch money.

Warning: This page may contain excessive use of jargon.

Do not attempt to fix anything on your own, or you will make it worse.