Donating to our totally-not-a-scam charity: Methods

Here, we will explain all the ways to give, in exchange for our "thank you" messages and imaginary tax receipts.

Cryptocurrcy donations: For the tech-savvy individual

Send us your Bitcoin, Dogecoin, or any other obscure cryptocurrency and get ready for a lifetime supply of virtual pats on the back!

Scrip donations: For those who love a good coupon

Trade us a few of your unused coupons for a discount on our "I Survived the Internet" t-shirt, which you'll never wear because it's just that uncomfortable.

Physical donations: For the old-fashioned, non-digital donor

Send us a check, cash, or a used tissue and we'll send you a signed, notarized, and totally-not-forged letter of appreciation!

Idea donations: For the creative type

Share your most original, yet still completely unoriginal idea, and get a free "I'm a Genius" mug that we'll never send you!

Sweat donations: For those who enjoy a good workout

Donate a few hours of your life to help us type out this website, and we'll give you a "You're a Human" sticker that you can put on your gym bag.