We use only the finest 100% recycled water bottles to create our toilet paper. Because who needs trees when you can have Coca-Cola cans?
Our patented "BPA-Free-er" process ensures that our toilet paper is free from all the bad stuff that's bad for you.
Side effects may include, but are not limited to: occasional feelings of mild euphoria, temporary increases in social awareness, and a deep-seated sense of guilt for not using the real thing.
