The age-old question that has puzzled scientists, philosophers, and toilet enthusiasts for centuries. What happens when you put a shiny, plastic disc in the porcelain throne? We'll explore the uncharted territory of Rotten Eggs and DVDs, the Flushed with Disgust, and the Porcelain Plateaus.

Our research team (comprising of 3 experts, 1 intern, and a cat) conducted an exhaustive 5-minute study and concluded that:

The DVD will likely get stuck, causing a minor inconvenience and a significant dent in your toilet bowl.

But wait, there's more! We also discovered that:

If you leave the DVD alone, it will eventually become a fossil, preserved forever in a layer of toilet paper and mineral deposits.

So, there you have it. The definitive guide to what happens when you put a DVD in your toilet. Don't try this at home, kids.