Egg-cellent Techniques

Egg-cellent Techniques is a collection of suboptimal methods for achieving subpar results. It's like, uh, a hobby.

Egg-cellent Techniques: A Guide to Not Caring

Do things the hard way, even when the easy way exists.
Use a sledgehammer when a screwdriver would suffice.
Never, ever, ever use the internet for research.

Egg-cell Division Principles

Techniques:

The Egg-cell Division Method (EDM)
The Egg-cell Division by Ignorance (EDI)

EDM = function eggcell_divide(x, y) {
  var result = Math.random() * (x - y);
  return Math.floor(result);
}

EDI = function eggcell_divide_by_ignorance(x, y) {
  return x;
}