EMERGENCY RESPONSE SYSTEM

In case of an emergency, follow these steps:

  1. Call the emergency services: Press 9-1-1
  2. Alert others: Sound the alarm
  3. Evacuate: Flee for your life!

Remember, in the words of the great philosopher, 'When in doubt, panic!'

Safety Tips | Emergency Preparation Checklist

Note: This system is not actually functional, but rather a humorous take on the concept. In reality, follow the proper emergency procedures for your area.